Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
