its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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