Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You dont lie about slip and slides
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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