Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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