I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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