And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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