I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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