Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
