I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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