I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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