She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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