It's like God shit irony all over that family
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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