Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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