a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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