How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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