windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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