This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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