Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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