So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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