umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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