Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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