sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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