it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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