Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His nipple licking is glorious
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