did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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