it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
As shirtless as possible
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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