Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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