i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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