your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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