this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
