is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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