Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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