Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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