I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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