In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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