Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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