He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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