No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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