We won't sleep together?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
