you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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