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He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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