Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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