cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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