i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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