I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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