okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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