You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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