I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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