All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My dick has a subreddit
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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