Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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