just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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