I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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