Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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