How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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