I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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