The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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