So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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